What’s the dope? Tell us what you know!
Did you ever party with OJ and Nicole?
Did you know their kids? Did you know
their kin?
Tell us every little thing; every little sin
We gotta deadline to make, a story to break
we gotta ride to take, we got money to make!
No story is too small, no alibi too thin;
we wanna hear your story and you wanna let
us in!
We got a camera and lights, we’ll make ya
look real nice!
You’ll be famous for a minute on the news
tonight!
We gotta deadline to make, a story to break
we gotta ride to take, we got money to make!
You got what we want, we want the story;
come on and let’s take a ride, let’s take
a ride to fame and glory!
What’s the scene (confidentially)?
There’s more to this than meets the eye, just
who was Ronnie G?
What’s the plot? Were they lovers or
not?
Tell us evertyhing you know, and it’s better
if it’s hot!
We gotta deadline to make, a story to break
we gotta ride to take, we got money to make!
Juror number three, now that’s he’s been freed,
can you tell us why you weren’t convinced
that Simpson did the deed?
We need to know what comes next on this show,
cause innocence is boring and our rating’s
getting low!
We gotta deadline to make, a story to break
a ride to take, we got money to make,
a ride to take, we got money to make!
Yeah!
Roll credits:
Simpson, Scheck, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
whoops, Johnny, whoops Johnny, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Dershowitz, Kardashian,
Darden, Uehlman, Furman, Park, Ship, Woody, Shapiro, Douglas, Henry Lee,
Rockne, Rosa, F. Lee Bailey (‘cuz he’s such a ham), and last, but not least:
Kato-to-to and Ito-to-to (etc.)
Hey wadaminnit, dontcha touch that dial; you don’t wanna miss the civil trial!